A little chuckle for you …

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A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother  that he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named  Gladly.  It took his  mother a while before she realized that  the hymn was really "Gladly The Cross I’d Bear,"

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was  tucking her small boy into bed.  She was about to turn off the  light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"  The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 
"I can’t  dear,"  she said. 
"I have to sleep in Daddy’s room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
 "The big sissy."